An Overwhelming Recipe
INGREDIENTS FOR OVERSTUFFED WAREHOUSE:
1. Take one of the most popular and sought-after pipe tobaccos on the market (We'll use Dunhill)
2. Remove product from US market for 2-3 years. Allow customers to simmer / prevent boiling over with 2 tbsp. of 'Rumor and Supposition'
3. Amid feverish expectation, add 4,500 50 gram tins of Dunhill pipe tobacco to warehouse. Begin advertising its arrival through 'new media' outlets
4. Begin selling product. For maximized stuffing, start selling, at discounted price, the day before a national holiday. In this way warehouse will have 3-4 days of 'swelling' before shipping begins (See below)
Voila!
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Comments
Re: An Overwhelming Recipe
And this is hardly all of it! That doesn't count the couple hundred that'll be boxed up today since that photo was taken, or the USPS picked up on Saturday. It's absolute insanity out there! Kudos especially to Janice and Allen.
Posted by sykes on November 29, 2010 at 2:51 PM
