The first thing to come to mind when I saw "Kensington" was the "Kensington System", which was devised by the mother of Queen Victoria and her "attendant" Sir John Conroy to condition the future queen to be weak and utterly dependent upon the two of them from childhood. Suffice to say it didn't work. But you know what always works for me? A nice relaxing smoke from a long-stemmed Churchwarden, like this one. Good clean fun that, and no need to even try and reduce anyone to complete neurosis, either.
- Eric N. Squires