This week, there will be no internal "insanely complicated, superfluous nomenclature" award competition. The winner is before you. The shank of this pipe has more arcane letters and symbols than all thirty-two degrees of Freemasonry combined (big wink, to all the "Widow's Sons" out there). Having said, this A. Bonfiglioli Apple is quite robust and features a solid execution.
-- R. 'Bear' Graves