Japanese man #1: "RUN! IT'S GODZILLA!!"
Japanese man #2:"It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws - it's not."
Japanese man #1:"STILL, WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT'S GODZILLA!!"
Japanese man #2: "Though it isn't"
(Both men wink at the camera)
- Austin Powers in Gold Member.
This pipe is BIG! "How BIG is it?" It's SO big, rumor has it that Shamu threw this Giant Urano Fantasy a Jenny Craig brochure! Still, no Ardor Giant is a one-trick pony, the Roveras didn't achieve world-wide acclaim for this series, by simply hacking away at an unusually large block of briar. No sir, this pipe features the "triple threat" of size, impeccable drilling/engineering, and maintaining a perfect proportionality of shape that would seem intuitive on any scale. This pipe is a truly magnificent achievement.
--R. 'Bear' Graves