You are a fan of the straight English Apple. You have been searching for the perfect mixture of round bowl, trim shank and modest dimensions. You require outstanding briar and superlative smoking qualities. You are a dynamic an active individual who often holds your pipe in your teeth and thus values comfortable stems and manageable weight. You are confident and reserved; your actions speak more loudly of your character than flashy jewelry or adornments ever could. Your search is over; this is the Apple you have been waiting for.
- Shane Ireland