Though some prefer to see this pipe as an "hourglass", I instead envision it as an uninhibited melding of Dublin and Volcano, with neither one giving quarter. Whimsical? Certainly. But one of the great advantages of whimsy is that it can too infuriating to argue against for anyone to bother for very long, before they quit in unadulterated frustration. Thus do the insufferable, rather than the meek, inherit the earth, where they will spend their days diligently avoiding each other while thoughtfully smoking their cherished "Dublicanoes".
- Eric N. Squires