Nice is famous for its terracotta architecture, and as a consequence, high rate of structural failure during earthquakes. The city motto reflects this: "The city so Nice
, that they rebuilt it tweece
. All of this, of course, is a lie. Or rather, a fantastical conjecture formulated by Shane and I based off of the finish of this pipe, and the fact that neither one of us have ever been there. Sorry, Nice.
- Eric N. Squires