(Scene opens with Bear, a lover of the Greatline, seeing this Castello Flame 2 Greatline for the first time. The screen ripples and opens to a mist filled series of dream sequences
: "Bear and pipe huddle closely, sipping steaming lattes at a cafe, eye contact between the two becomes less and less tentative...". "Bear and pipe walk hand in hand out of a movie theater, still giggling. Behind them is a marque that reads "Leave them Laughing: The Sylvia Plath Story" "Bear and pipe get caught in the rain, and seek shelter under a tree. The idle chat between them quells and they slowly turn towards one another, their eyes lock and thunder rolls in the distance". Finally "Bear reads the note that some collector with a discerning eye bought this sweet Greatline". Camera closes in to catch a tear drop rolling from his Ursine eye, and then suddenly pulls away to an overhead shot of Bear falling on his knees, face heavenward, screaming "Dear God Whyyy?!".
Yeah. I kinda like this pipe.
--R. 'Bear' Graves