Ok, (dang it!) I am REALLY beginning to feel left out now. It's bad enough that every time I see Tom he has this iteration on the Poker in his fist. But lately I have seen Sykes walking around with his and 30 minutes ago I saw Ted smoking some G.L. Pease 'Gaslight' in one. Hey, I know I'm not the company president, nor the vice-president, nor middle management. Nor lower management, nor... (better stop while I'm behind) nor, for that matter, even a fan of small pipes, usually. But, come on Tom, throw me a freaking bone here! (silence) OK, how about one of your t-shirts?
--R. 'Bear' Graves