"Accordion embedded in coral" was what immediately sprung to mind upon removing this meerschaum from its leather case for the first time. Honestly, I haven't seen a Poker like this before in either briar or meerschaum, and thus believe waxing idiotic is perhaps understandable. For certain you're unlikely to ever hear someone say to you, "Oh, I have one just like that!".
- Eric N. Squires