Proposals Adam and I have calculated for this striking, horn-mounted freehand: the perfect pipe for engaging in hand-to-hand combat; an ideal smoker for picnicking - it will serve well as a sitter anywhere there's sufficient topsoil in which to spike it into the ground; a suitable companion for trekking across the tundra, enabling you to dig through the permafrost at moment's notice. Our strange, yet perfectly reasonable conjectures aside, this is quite a daring freehand indeed, and yet one which does maintain a good sense of balance in profile despite the aggressive shaping.
- Eric N. Squires
