Dear God, this is absurd! Who needs such a massive sitter, as broad and deep as a coffee mug, and sporting walls a good inch thick? Well, maybe you do. Or maybe you don't actually need
, but just happen to desire
it. And who's to say there's anything wrong with that? Besides, what else are you going to rely upon if you find yourself wanting to enjoy a good, and very long smoke while under gale-force winds?
- Eric N. Squires