In Douglas Adams' famously absurd The Restaurant at the End of the Universe we find several unlikely characters making off with the personal space-Mercedes of an infamously loud musician, who happened to be spending a year dead "for tax purposes". That spaceship was describe as, above all else, black. So it also is with this Mojo-series take on the classic Poker. It is black, and I do not just mean it is the color we all know and love as black; it is black
in much the same sense that a tree is wooden
wooden. One area where it does differ from Hotblack Desiato's luxurious, pilfered hot-rod, however, is that while the Mojo finish is quite sleek in texture, it does also possess a subtle grip to it, making for a singular feel in hand.
All of this comes to you with its own pipe case, and absolutely no need to travel to the restaurant at of the end of the universe, place a babelfish in your ear, or have your planet destroyed to make way for an inter-galactic bypass.
-Eric N. Squires