Tom Eltang: Rusticated Mini Poker with Horn Tobacco Pipe

I can't figure this out. I don't even like the Poker shape, but these Mini Pokers from Tom Eltang are irresistible. I can't stop thinking about them. And this is far too small for my tastes, but I want it anyway. I don't generally care for rustications either, but, yes, you guessed, I like this. How Tom has combined most of the design features I dislike into a design I love is beyond my comprehension. Perhaps he's appealing to my affection for minimalist designs, something Arne Jacobsen was famous for. With this pipe, we see a combination of Tom's Arne Jacobsen pipes and his signature Pokers. Featuring a horn army mount, unbelievably thin stem, and smooth, domed rim, it's a perfect pocket pipe.