Missouri Meerschaum - The General Straight (6mm)
A satisfying jaw wrench
It's massive. Surprisingly comfortable for clenching at first, but the weight and leverage it produces makes that kinda exhausting, but more importantly it makes me worry about the mouthpiece's well being. Aside from that (and the fact I almost never have sufficient time or patience for such a howitzer of a bowl) it always delivers a fantastic, satisfying smoke (in part also thanks to the width of the chamber). I sometimes find myself filling the bowl just half of the way, and althought it makes lighting the tobacco a particular PITA, the quality of the smoke that follows is worth it. Buy it, even if you don't like it that much you can still use it to establish dominance, unless someone shows up with a McArthur of course.
Missouri Meerschaum - Little Devil Acorn
Where have you been my whole life?
Apart from the, if comfortable, incredibly fragile and flimsy mouthpiece and quality control issues, this pipe is pretty much perfect in every practical aspect, AND beautiful. Highly, highly recommended.