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Harlan Ellison: Writer and Pipe Smoker

Harlan Ellison

... [L]ately there has come into my weary hands a paperback of short stories by Harlan Ellison, a young writer whose name I had not known before. The book is horribly titled, Gentleman Junkie and Other Stories of the Hung-Up Generation, the Gentleman Junkie being one of its least-distinguished stories; on the cover, as is the way, the stories are exploited as raw, vital, uncompromising, startling, "torn from the shadows of a twilight world" — oh, you know how they go on.

But it turns out that Mr. Ellison is a good, honest, clean writer, putting down what he has seen and known, and no sensationalism about it. (Book review by Dorothy Parker, Esquire, January, 1962)

Harlan Ellison was called many things — abrasive, crass, hard-headed, egomaniacal, rude — but no one ever accused him of being quiet, or claimed he was one to hold his tongue. In fact, Ellison was one of those larger-than-life figures whose personality, wit, and passion seemed at times to overshadow his artistry, and that above all else, he was a supremely talented and soulful writer, one who eviscerated the human condition with a bluntness befitting of his temperament.

In researching this post, the scale of Ellison's life at times seemed to me almost too great to summarize in a simple blog post. This was, after all, a man who once almost came to blows with Frank Sinatra, because Sinatra didn't like Ellison's shoes. (Ellison kept the offending shoes wrapped in plastic, in his closet, as a memento of sorts.) Ellison, also, in no short order got in a physical altercation over script notes that resulted in an ABC executive breaking their pelvis; mailed a dead gopher to a publishing house because of a contract dispute; claimed to have slept with over 500 women; and had a persistent rumor following him that he threw a fan down an elevator shaft.

He also, over the course of his 60-year-long career, won five Nebula awards, six Bram Stoker awards, two Edgar Allen Poe awards, and 10 ½ Hugos. (The ½ being on account of Ellison's insistence that he, being the author of the original story that the film A Boy and His Dog was based on, which won Best Dramatic Presentation in 1976, receive some sort of recognition. He was given the base of a Hugo in lieu of a full Hugo.) Additionally, he received the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America's Grand Master Award and a Silver Pen for Journalism by International Pen. And those aren't all of his awards or honorifics.

He won five Nebula awards, six Bram Stoker awards, two Edgar Allen Poe awards, and 10 ½ Hugos

He marched with Martin Luther King Jr. in Selma, Alabama, never drank, never used drugs, mentored many up-and-coming writers, championed those he thought were failed by an unfair industry and culture, fought for, and spoke often about, the need for writers to value their own work, especially when no one else would, and never failed to speak his mind — an admirable, if, at times, divisive quality.

Famed author and personal friend Issac Asimov wrote of Ellison:

[H]e is so colorful and his personality sticks out so far in all directions that many people take pleasure in saying malicious things about him. This is too bad, for two reasons. In the first place, he is (in my opinion) one of the best writers in the world, far more skilled at the art than I am. It is simply terrible that he should be constantly embroiled and enmeshed in matters which really have nothing to do with his writing and which slow him down tragically. Second, Harlan is not the kind of person he seems to be. He takes a perverse pleasure in showing the worst side of himself, but if you ignore that and work your way past his porcupine spines (even though it leaves you bleeding) you will find underneath a warm, loving guy who would give you the blood out of his veins if he thought that would help.

I can't speak to Asimov's second point, as I never knew Ellison personally, but the first point certainly seems true. Ellison enjoyed being the smartest, boldest, quickest figure in any room he happened to occupy, even if that was, at times, a detriment to his professional career, or an outright affront to those around him. He seemed to have little respect for his editors, as he proudly displayed, on his Olympia typewriter, a Latin Proverb, "Sat ci sat bene," which translates to, "It is done quickly enough if it is done well." Explaining this quote, Ellison said, "[That's] my response to all editors when they call me. Because they have schedules, and to be perfectly candid, I don't give a shit about their schedules. I work at the pace the work demands I work."

Ellison had an almost unparalleled artistic backbone, if that wasn't obvious by now, and a personal clarity of vision that could make the most stubborn and confident of men shudder. He left a job at the second iteration of The Twilight Zone, a writing gig that paid 4,000 dollars a week, because CBS refused to produce an episode he had written. The episode dealt with themes of racism and bigotry, and CBS was uncomfortable with potentially offending swathes of their audience, as Ellison tells it, explaining: "They said it would offend people. I said who? The racists and bigots? If there weren't any racism or bigotry, we wouldn't have to do a show like this. Well, they didn't do it, and I said, 'That's it. I can't work for you. I can't work for people I can't respect.' [...] I did it, not because I'm such a great, honorable person, but because my gut would not let me stay there."

He left a job at the second iteration of The Twilight Zone, a writing gig that paid 4,000 dollars a week, because CBS refused to produce an episode he had written

Though Ellison was a consultant and writer on various television shows over the course of his career, having written for the original Star Trek series and the Outer Limits, he was a fierce critic of television as a medium. Ellison's Star Trek episode "The City On The Edge of Forever" is often cited as one of series' best episodes, but Ellison was dissatisfied with the broadcast version, as Gene Rodenberry, the show's creator, had Ellison's original script rewritten. Accepting a Hugo for the episode, which won Best Dramatic Presentation, Ellison "dedicated the award to 'the memory of the script they butchered, and in respect to those parts of it that had the vitality to shine through the evisceration.'" To say the least, Ellison was dissatisfied, and he remained embittered about the process of making television and the junk he thought populated the airways. Ellison's two volumes of television criticism — The Glass Teat and The Other Glass Teat — collected his columns from the The Los Angeles Free Press, where "Ellison looked at the mass media and saw the most powerful informational weapon in the world being used primarily for the dissemination of mediocrity and meanness, and he pushed back against it with all his considerable talent, wit, and ire."

Though Ellison's combative personality and crotchety demeanor could at times be off-putting to fans and industry insiders, and in some cases were a liability to his career, those aspects of his character seemed to emerge from a genuine belief that writing was a craft to be respected, that the writer's voice and labor held value, even when profit, markets, and a culture sustained on disposability indicated otherwise.

... aspects of his character seemed to emerge from a genuine belief that writing was a craft to be respected

His disdain for the marketization of writing and what he perceived as a cultural downturn toward mediocrity may explain why Ellison "loathed" being called a 'Science Fiction" writer. He explained in a roundtable discussion on Nightcap: Conversations on the Arts and Letters his distaste for the moniker:

I don't write science fiction. Isaac [Asimov] writes science fiction; Isaac could justly be called a science fiction writer. I write what Poe wrote, what Kafka wrote, I write a kind of surreal fantasy, but you can't put 'surreal fantasy' on a paperback. The term 'Science Fiction' is an utterly meaningless categorization that is used for the benefit of book dealers, so that they know to put all the books with women in brass brassieres being molested by green, bug-eyed monsters over there, and all ones with guys in stetsons over there, and all the nurses looking at interns over there.

He further expounded in a 1988 interview with the Sun Sentinel: "'Don't call me a science-fiction writer ... I am a writer, period. Like Faulkner, I write about the heart in conflict with itself. We're talking about my survival here. There's an entire cadre of astounding talents that are nonentities as far as the literary establishment is concerned. I don't ask you to love me, just give me some respect. Don't you think a writer has the right to be given the label he chooses?'" His distaste for his non-chosen descriptor was so great that Ellison once walked off a television interview before his introduction was fully complete — the interviewer had called him a Science Fiction writer.

Even for all his personal idiosyncrasies and bluster, Ellison was, at his core, a writer, and more than that, he was a writer's writer — an often maligned classification thought of as being reserved for those who had influence on the popular. That's not the case with Ellison.

While he no doubt influenced countless authors in the realm of Science Fiction, Fantasy, and Speculative Fiction, Harlan Ellison was, himself, a towering figure in the literary sphere for over six decades, a status he achieved through his prolific nature. Novels, short stories, anthologies, criticism, comic books, screenplays, teleplays, articles, and essays — if it was a writing medium, odds are Ellison wrote in it at some point. He loved writing as the laborious craft it was, an attitude he brought to bear by writing in book store windows and in front of crowds, which he did because he thought: "...in this country people are so distanced from literature, the way it's taught in schools, that they think that people who write are magicians on a mountaintop somewhere. And I think that's one of the reasons why there's so much illiteracy in this country. So by doing it in public, I show people it's a job ... like being a plumber or an electrician."

... a towering figure in the literary sphere for over six decades

His blue-collar attitude toward writing was no doubt a result of his earliest days working in New York City, when he'd spend all night writing a 3000 word story, sell it for a penny a word to one of the local magazines, and cash the check to buy food. In those early days, plucking away at a typewriter to survive, Ellison learned what he thought it meant to be a writer:

I learned in the pulps, and that means writing, and writing a lot. Fifty years worth of writing — sometimes I'm good, sometimes I'm terrific, sometimes I'm terrible. But, never intentionally terrible. If I am, it's just because I didn't know how to do the job well enough, but to keep going for fifty years is very, very tough. I always say becoming a writer is easy. If you look at some of the crap Judith Krantz writes, or Tom Clancy, or people like that, you know, things that live in Petri dishes can become a writer. The trick is not becoming a writer, the trick is staying a writer: day after story, after year, after novel, just keeping going. And learning as you go, and getting better, not doing the same thing over and over again.

In a 1989 New York Times article, Harlan Ellison's criticism was described as having "the spellbinding quality of a great nonstop talker with a cultural warehouse for a mind," which I find to be an equally fitting description of the man as well. Ellison's trove of knowledge and love for writing and art was writ large in his Sherman Oak's home, known as the "Lost Aztec Temple of Mars'' or "Ellison Wonderland," where he lived most of his life. Across the various floors, rooms, secret entrances, and hidden chambers, Ellison displayed his vast collection of books, comics, action figures, assorted memorabilia, and yes, his pipes, though it's impossible to say whether they're still there, as Ellison quit smoking in 1991.

Across the various floors, rooms, secret entrances, and hidden chambers, Ellison displayed his vast collection of books, comics, action figures, assorted memorabilia, and yes, his pipes

At last count, according to an FAQ on Ellison's website, Ellison possessed "over 400 pipes." The FAQ continues that "Since [Harlan] no longer smokes, [he] would be happy to sell any of them, but they are quite expensive, some going for $800+. 'I mean, we're not talking Kaywoodies, we're talking the very best ... Son of Denmark, Saseini fantails...'. Harlan also has one of Raymond Chandler's pipes, sent to him by the legate of Chandler's estate. The pipe, banded with a gold band with 'Raymond Chandler' inscribed on it, sits in a pipe holder on Harlan's desk. Harlan always smoked Black Cavendish, or 'toasted cavendish', tobacco."

Harlan Ellison

In the decades leading up to 1991, it's hard to find an interview, or author's photo, or publicity still, that doesn't feature Ellison smoking a pipe. Plenty of ink has been spilled over the symbiotic relationship between smoking and writing, and Ellison, being a student of writing, must have understood that relationship intimately. In videos or photos of him writing, whether at home or in bookshop windows, Ellison is often seen with a pipe clenched between his teeth, hunched over an Olympia typewriter, putting to paper whatever sparked in his imagination — working ceaselessly and with an enthusiasm very few can muster.

In videos or photos of him writing, whether at home or in bookshop windows, Ellison is often seen with a pipe clenched between his teeth

Ellison passed in 2018 at the age of 84, leaving behind an immense catalog of published work. Stories like "I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream," '"Repent, Harlequin,' Said The Ticktockman" and "The Death Bird" continue to live in the cultural imagination and have influenced countless creatives over the years. One of Ellison's close friends and collaborators, J. Michael Straczynski, is now the Executor of the Harlan and Susan Ellison Trust, and has made it his mission to follow Harlan and Susan's wishes. Since Ellison's death, Straczynski has made plans to get Ellison's work back in print, to finish The Last Dangerous Visions, the last of a trilogy of anthologies that Ellison had been editing for decades, and to get Ellison Wonderland certified as a cultural landmark and turned into a living museum, where all of Ellison's possessions and letters will be preserved.

I couldn't imagine a better way to pay tribute to Ellison and his life than by preserving his work and the work he loved. Given his larger-than-life persona, it's impossible to give anyone the last word on Ellison's life other than Ellison himself. Here is the poignant introduction he wrote for a reprinting of his first novel, Web of the City, which he worked on and finished while in the army. I find it to be a nice encapsulation of how Ellison viewed his legacy, his work, and his life:

There's a story told about Hemingway —I don't know if it's true or not, but if it isn't, it ought to be. [...] He was on shipboard, and he had with him his first novel. Not The Sun Also Rises; the one he wrote before that "first novel" that made him a literary catchword almost overnight.

Yes, the story goes, Hemingway had written a book before The Sun Also Rises, and there he was aboard ship, steaming either here or there; and he was at the rail, leaning over, thinking, and then he took the boxed manuscript of the book ... and threw it into the ocean.

Apparently on the theory that no one should ever read a writer's first novel.

I suppose I'm lobbying against it by permitting (nay, encouraging) this reprint of my first novel ...

And even if Web of the City isn't War and Peace, you just can't kill something you've loved as much as I love this book. So read on, and with a little compassion on your part, you'll be kind to the memory of the punk kid who wrote it.

Bibliography

  • I, Asimov: A Memoir by Isaac Asimov, Esquire, 1994.
  • alt.fan.harlan-ellison FAQ
  • "HARLAN ELLISON: DON'T CALL ME A 'SCI-FI WRITER,'" (1988) by Chaucey Mabe, Sun Sentinel
  • "Harlan Ellison wrote Star Trek's greatest episode. He hated it.," (2018) by Keith Phipps, Vox.com
  • "Harlan Ellison was TV's rejected son — and its harshest, most hopeful critic," (2018) by William Hughes, AV Club
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  • John Krebs on February 5, 2023

    I could swear it was a pair of boots that irked Sinatra...

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  • Jon DeCles on February 5, 2023

    Isaac was right. Harlan was, underneath the armor, a warm, loving, kind-hearted guy. He was also polite, when he felt it was warranted. I think it was 1966 when I first met him. He once paid me a simple compliment by looking at one of my books on the table and saying: "I own that book." It meant the world to me.Strangely, I never noticed him smoking a pipe. That he had one of Raymond Chandler's pipes adds another bit of cement to the bond I felt for him. Oh, and I liked his writing, too.

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  • Wake Up on February 5, 2023

    Jiminks himself said this guy never smoked a proper pipe a day in his life!

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  • Astrocomical on February 5, 2023

    Never heard of the guy but I'll look him up.

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  • Dan on February 6, 2023

    I would absolutely love to buy, own and enjoy one of his pipes. While reading some of his writing. Who knows what’s happened to his collection by now…

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  • Patrick LoBrutto on February 12, 2023

    Harlan was a generous, giving and sensitive man...and an ogre. None of that matters because he wrote luminous, thought-provoking and entertaining stories. He put unforgettable images and characters into our head. And, boy-oh-boy was he great company. I loved visiting him at Ellison Wonderland and have a number of pipes he gave me. A wonderful sandblasted Savinelli poker and a little freehand Nording are the standouts; I always think of him when I smoke them. If you haven't read Harlan'e stories...well, he is eminently worthy of your very close attention...and hold onto your hat.

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