CAO Meerschaum by Ismet Bekler Woman Holding Basket Tobacco Pipe

(Looks up at significant other, whilst puffing on this meerschaum). "What pipe?. Oh, THIS pipe! No, my dear, this is art. The celebration of the female form has long been a center of both subject and appreciation, on matters of representational creativity since recorded time. Would you veil "The birth of Venus"? Ban the likes of Da Vinci, Canova, Ingres, Courbet, Czanne, Picasso and Magritte?!" (listens for answer)"How about if I agree to not smoke it when your mom comes over?".

--Bear Graves

*note* The large image displays how the pipe is actually oriented - she looks to the right from the smokers perspective.