Dry System Smooth (2614) (6mm) Tobacco Pipe

While I personally tend to select pipes that fall into the straight to half-bent range, there are times that only a full bent will do. I have seen the old TV shows and movies, where a pipe smoking author is hammering out copy on a typewriter, his straight billiard in his jaw. I am clearly not made of such stern stuff, when both hands are occupied, give me a deep bend any day. Better yet, give me a deep bend that has a well to collect moisture and, since I am making a wish here, let's throw in some righteous cross-cut grain and birdseye. Yes. kind of like this one.

--Bear Graves