Classic Smooth Bent Apple (4) Tobacco Pipe

Birdseye on the bottom, vertical grain on top? What the dickens? How come we never use the word "dickens" anymore? Anyway, yes, I believe it is rare to come across a pipe that transitions from birdseye to vertical grain in this manner, but here we are. I'm a fan of large apples, especially smooth ones. The unique grain of this pipe only enhances my fandom. Hey look, it even made me create a new word.

--Cosmo Iannopollo